What's the best book you read this year?
What was the last good movie you watched?
We watched The Thin Man with our son last night and remembered all over again why Nick and Nora Charles are still our favorite married couple.
Nora Charles: It's lovely. I'm having a copy made for you.
Nora Charles: Pretty girl.
Nick Charles: Yes. She's a very nice type.
Nora Charles: You got types?
Nick Charles: Only you, darling. Lanky brunettes with wicked jaws.
Nick Charles: I'm a hero. I was shot twice in the Tribune.
Nora Charles: I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids.
Nick Charles: It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.
Nick Charles: Oh, it's all right, Joe. It's all right. It's my dog. And, uh, my wife.
Nora Charles: Well you might have mentioned me first on the billing.
In addition to being a pretty bad actor with questionable hygiene, he is also, apparently, a racist, mysogynist pig. Don't ask me how, but I stumbled upon this website with all the details. I'd like to believe this is some kind of a sick joke, but I fear it is the real deal. Aside from being wholly unimpressed by his full EIGHT INCHES of manhood, which he manages to mention several times:
"Potential clients are advised to screen the controversial scene from The Brown Bunny to be sure for themselves that they can fully accommodate all of me."
I also am not amused by this:
"Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill."
Wow, I guess since I'm "heavy set" and a "red head" I'll have to pay extra if I want to engage his services as a stud farm. Bummer.
I'd like to apologize in advance for posting such an offensive item just two days before Christmas, but W O W, I mean W!!0!!W!! Did that blow job from Chloe Sevigny fry his brain or what (oh look, bitch has her own website too, I wonder if you can buy both of them as some sort of a "Wild at Heart" Fantasy weekend)?
That dude is outta his freaking mind. For real.
